Auld Spittin B@stard – Mick Easterby 

Bones – James Fanshawe

Clusterf*ck – Rhys Clutterbuck

Dangerous Dave – Dave Evans

Dracula – Henry De Bromhead

Fetus – Donnacha O’Brien

Frog Eyes – Duran Fentiman

Fu*king Simcock/Daft Arse – David Simcock

Gate Jockey/Iron Hands – Silvestre De Souza

Gravy Train Graham -Graham Cunningham

Greedy Betty – HM The Queen

Harry Potter – Aiden O’Brien

Happy Tim – Tim Easterby

Ironside – Freddy Tylicki

Mick Windmill – Mick Channon

Nasty Jim – Jim Bolger

Peter Crouch – Hector Crouch

Popeye – Nicky Henderson

Pumpkinhead – Paul Nicholls

Rafe/Ralph – Ralph Beckett

Sergeant Wilson– David Menuisie

Shagging Shirt/The Shirt – William Haggas

Slim Thady or Just ‘Slim’ – Thady Gosden

Tellwrong – Kirkland Tellwright

The Baby Joseph – Joseph O’Brien 

The Baron – Sir Michael Stoute

The Drunk – Andrea Atzeni

The Sardine – Frankie Dettori

The Screaming Kilt/The Kilt – Mark Johnston

Thick Dave – Dave Allan 

Train Driver – Rob Hornby

Yoghurt Cannon – Richard Hannon